Cherie Blair shows the effect of living with Tony for too long.

One measure of Tony Blair's unpopularity in England is

that he is still waiting for someone to pick him up at

10 Downing Street and give him a ride to his new home.

Once upon a time, Tony Blair imagined he was

Dudley Moore. Here we see him waiting for Bo

Derek to fuck his brains out. That wouldn't take

long, she learned.

In the movie, My Big Fat Iraq Fuckup, this is

the scene where Tony throttles George.

"You say you are Gordon Brown's predecessor, eh?

Wait, don't tell me! I'll think of your name in a minute."

Now that she is free from the constraints of 10 Downing

Street, Cherie Blair has revealed that Tony asked her to

sing 'De Do Do Do De Da Da Da' while she was scrubbing the loo.

Michael Sandle's 'Iraq Triptych',

AKA 'Tony and Cherie Being Expelled from

10 Downing Street for Eating the Burning Bush'

Tony Blair has scarcely left office, and he is already

becoming just one more page in the history books.

Tony Blair's last official act as Prime Minister of Great

Britain was a tiny burp, followed by "Pardon me."

Predictably, no one said, "You're pardoned."

When Tony Blair left 10 Downing Street for the last time,

observers noted how close he has come to invisibility.

Cherie Blair Lugging the Notes for the First Volume of Her

Kiss-and-Tell Memoir of Life with Tony at 10 Downing Street

Charwoman Says Kaboom Ultra Scrub Can't Remove

Blair Stains from 10 Downing Street

On June 27, 2007, Tony Blair will drink the Hemlock of

Political Nonentitude. That's also Ass Wednesday, so

mark your calendar.

"Yeah, George, she had knockers out to here. Called her bra

a 'chest hammock'. Quite shaggable she was."

"Did you hear, George, what Jimmy Carter said about my

support for you? He said it was 'Abominable. Loyal. Blind.

Apparently subservient'. He's a good example of what the

Nobel Peace Prize does to your manhood. It turns you into

a nancy-boy."

In addition to giving him his blessing, Tony Blair

has bestowed his hat on Gordon Brown.

A Skeptic's Prayer

"O God (if you exist),

please send Tony Blair to Hell (if it exists)."

"Don't look now, George, but that's history over

there just waiting to sweep us into the dustbin."

Push this button on June 27, and Tony Blair will disappear.

Now, if we can just find the Bush button . . .

You can't see blood dripping from Tony Blair's hands because

he always washes them after someone dies in the Iraq War.