The Two Faces of Lindsey Graham

"The Army Field Manual as a one-stop shop to guide the way we handle lawful combatants and enemy combatants is absolutely necessary if for no other reason than to protect our own troops.... [I]f you want to torture people, the Army Field Manual says no and the President says no. It is now time for Congress to say no."

October 5, 2005

"I think quite frankly applying the Army field manual to the CIA would be ill-advised and would destroy a program that I think is lawful and helps the country."

December 14, 2007

"There's no such thing as a free lunch! I'm Lindsey Graham,

and lunch with me costs $250 a plate!"

Every generation has its Three Stooges. Our parents had

Larry, Curly, and Moe. We have John, Joe, and Lindsey.

Graham Cracker

"Just between you and me, Joe, your chances for re-election

to the Senate would be much better if you ran as a political

outsider, like, say, 'the Lindsey Graham from Connecticut'."

The lady in red has been nominated for

Best Performance in a Supporting Role

for Graham Gone Wild.