"Four out of five herpetologists say we saltwater

crocs get the most laughs."

Sarko the Giant Leaves Them Rolling in the Aisles at the UN

Every generation has its Three Stooges. Our parents had

Larry, Curly, and Moe. We have John, Joe, and Lindsey.

Observers say Shinzo Abe was forced to resign as prime

minister because his Phil Silvers and Buddy Hackett

impressions were such big bombs they reminded the

Japanese too much of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Representative Jerry Lewis (R-CA), under an ethics cloud so big

it threatens to spawn a Category Five storm, has decided to seek

shelter by not running for a 17th term in the House of Representatives.

A spokesman for Mr. Lewis says he plans to spend his retirement

years basking in the praise of the French, who believe he's even

funnier than the famous comedian of the same name.

Stan Laurel with His Hat On

Stan Laurel with His Hat Off