Time Names Monica 'Goodling of the Year'

It was at the picnic Monica Goodling first saw the light,

namely, that 'It's not what you know but who you know'

was not only the philosophical foundation of the Bush

Administration but was also the secret of her success.

Monica Goodling Granted Immunity From Prosecution

Under Blonde Jokes Statute

"Would you look at that! From the rear, Monica Goodling

looks just like Ann Coulter, but without the glochids."

"Do you solemnly swear that you did not spend more

time fixing your hair than you did preparing your

opening statement to this committee?"

"I believe I went through the graduation line at Regent University,

Congressman, but I didn't mean to."

Monica Goodling had been warned against drinking the

Koolaid. But she was confident her Ralph Lauren Tee would

counteract any adverse side effects.