New Hampshire's Republican primary only proved that

more Republicans would rather die with John McCain

than live free with Mitt Romney.

Pollsters now say they got the outcome of the New Hampshire

primary so wrong because the voting behavior of ring-tailed

lemurs on Election Day was impossible to predict.

New Hampshire Democratic Primary, 2008

It was November 3, it was New Hampshire, and

Mitt Romney had forgotten to remove his

Invisible Man Halloween costume.

Saint Hillary of the Granite State

With winter not that far off, the new Mitt Romney

line of Shearling Flip-Flops are selling like flapjacks

in New Hampshire.