Michael Jordan, World's Wealthiest Cobbler

Clothes Horse Waiting to Be Re-Shod

He couldn't believe she was dumb enough to

wear flip-flops in the snow.

Kinney Shoes Right Before the Company Folded

If, as some say, high heels are a conspiracy against women,

many women must be co-conspirators.

Observers say it won't be too hard to fill Alberto Gonzales' shoes.

With winter not that far off, the new Mitt Romney

line of Shearling Flip-Flops are selling like flapjacks

in New Hampshire.

Mitt Romney Introduces New Line of Designer Flip-Flops

Woo-Hoo Personals #3

Woman with One Gold Shoe Wants to

Meet Man with One Red Shoe

The shoe is a denial of the foot.

Chattanooga Shoeshine Boy Refuses to Pop His Boogie

Woogie Rag for Well-Heeled Star of Red Shoe Diaries

Believe it or not, this Sumo exercise is called 'Froggy the Gremlin

Plunks His Magic Twanger and Waits for Smilin' Ed to Let Buster

Brown Out of the Shoe to Take Tige for a Walk'.

"'Scuse me for sayin' so, Mr. Governator, but your boots

don't match your pants. And what are you tryin' to

hide with your hands, anyway?"

"I can see the heel and the laces, but where's the shoe?"

Soccer Shoes: the Next Generation

For throwing a mobile phone at her maid over a missingpair of jeans, Naomi Campbell will be serving a sentencein the New York City Department of Sanitation. While serving,Ms. Campbell will be wearing Corcoran 10" Field Boots with Original Cap Toe, Webbing Reinforcement for Ankle Support,High Performance Laces, and a Vibram® SierraTraction Outsole.

Attractive Jewelry, Unattractive Foot

"You're right, Hoss. You've thrown a shoe."

The request to wear T-shirts, shorts, and flip-flops to the NATO Change

of Command ceremony was turned down.

Although her husband has been dead for 17 years,

Imelda Marcos visits his tomb every year and asks

for an increase in her shoe budget.