Bipolar Bear Heads to Antarctica

Wildlife Tip #5

Always burp a polar bear over your left shoulder.

Are you looking for a President who will protect you from

terrorists, or a President who will take action to help

prevent polar bears from becoming extinct in the Arctic?

It's time to make up your mind.

Polar Bear Celebrating Al Gore's Nobel Peace Prize Shortly

Before Being Clubbed by Rightist Storm Troopers

Kissing is difficult for parrots

and polar bears,

because they don't have lips like Angelina Jolie.

Knut was definitely showing signs of incipient narcissism.

Bipolar bears are sometimes elated, sometimes depressed

by global warming.

Although he still believes global warming is a hoax,

President Bush is now proposing to cover the Arctic

Ocean with styrofoam peanuts, in order to keep the

Earth's last polar bears afloat.

When the man saw the polar bear, he shivered

with fear and wet his pants.

When the man saw the polar bear, he shivered

with fear and wet his pants.