If we still had Superman around to fight the never ending

battle for truth, justice, and the American way, here's what

Joe Klein would be doing right now.

"Oh shit! What does Superman do in a situation like this?

Hmmm. Now I remember. He says, 'Up, up, and away!'"

Superman Learning to Leap Tall Buildings in a Single Bound

When President Bush couldn't bend steel with his bare

hands, the machinist knew he was dealing with another

Superman imposter.