Piece of Shit Lying on the Floor

Lying Piece of Shit on the Floor

There are two things wrong with this logo. First, nobody

is watching Internet videos these days by means of a

'tube' (except, perhaps, Senator Ted Stevens). Second,

it's very unlikely you are on the 'tube'.

Revenge of the Creature

His father famously described the Internet as "a series

of tubes." So, it's not surprising that Ben Stevens wears

a Looney Tunes tie.

What was at first thought to be Senator Ted Stevens has turned

out to be a series of cleverly-disguised tubes for funneling

large quantities of your tax dollars to Alaska.

President and First Lady Host White House Dinner

Honoring Alaskan Highwayman and Ugly Man in Drag

Alaska Congressional Delegation Proudly Announces

Opening of New Bridge to Nowhere

Senator Ted Stevens is not a big truck. He's a series of tubes

connecting Washington, DC, to Alaska, the GOP Welfare State.