"Over here, the tale is called 'Little Black Riding Hood',

there are no wolves, and the last fairy was beheaded

right after the British left."

If you can picture yourself married to Laura Bush,

you have what Enlightenment thinkers called

a 'diseased imagination'.

Lubber Grasshopper's View of the Bushes on the

South Lawn of the White House

Sarko the Giant Replaces Tony Blair

As Bush Toady Par Excellence

Laura Bush Without Her Meds

Laura Bush With Her Meds

“I picked up some new French today. Here goes:

L’État, c’est moi. Laura says it roughly means

the same thing as how 'bout them apples.”

"Good grief, George! Can't you take three steps

without acting like the town drunk?"

No Wine, No Bread, Just Sour Grapes Served

at Condemned Man's Last Supper; Leftovers

to Be Auctioned on eBay

Aboard Golf Cart One, Hamid Karzai, the First Lady, and

President Bush were in hot pursuit of Osama bin Laden.

There's one in every crowd, even at funerals.

President and First Lady Host White House Dinner

Honoring Alaskan Highwayman and Ugly Man in Drag

Great Misadventures in Science #2

Stepford Wife Becomes First Lady

“Let me go over this one more time, Laura. Franz Ferdinand

was a band from England assassinated while playing in

Wienerschnitzel, Austria, in 1941, and this is what started

World War II. Right?”

Mr. and Mrs. Bones Lead Revival of Christy Minstrels

Laura Bush Reads Kitten's First Full Moon to

Colombian Students, Sparks Small-Scale Riot

"Gee, this must be the one bombing a day Laura Bush says

discourages everyone who sees it on television. Lucky forme, my parents only let me watch Cartoon Network."

Advances in cyborg technology have made it harder and

harder to tell a machine from a human being. But the

eyes of a cyborg are still a dead giveaway that you're

looking at something synthetic and unnatural.

Laura and George Bush Patting Each Other on the Back

for Doing Such a Good Job of Clusterfucking the USA

At the National Prayer Breakfast, President Bush almost split a

seam when someone remarked, "Laura's dress looks and sounds

like Chris de Burgh singing 'Lady in Red'."

“Do you remember when we made Jenna and Not-Jenna? We really

fucked up that night, didn’t we?”