The doctor could tell that giving the patient a

complete physical was going to be problematic.

General Pace Develops Permanent Stoop from

Wearing Humility Medals

Four Reasons We Are All Doomed

When he awoke, the Silver Surfer sensed that

something was not quite right with his legs.

Tony and Julie will tell you there's nothing quite like being

watched making love in an Airbus 380 at 30,000 feet.

"Help!" the jack-o'-lantern yelled.

"A grizzly is invading my privacy!"

Is the glass half full of Christoph Blocher, or half empty?