Hamid Karzai Goes Forth to Water the Seeds of Democracy

As the President spoke, Hamid Karzai couldn't help but

marvel at the waste of oxygen.

Aboard Golf Cart One, Hamid Karzai, the First Lady, and

President Bush were in hot pursuit of Osama bin Laden.

"Isn't it amazing, Mr. Vice President, how we are able to

make grown men wear ridiculous uniforms and stand

at attention while we strut like Oriental potentates?"

"I'm tired of being the dictator of Afghanistan and

you're tired of being the dictator of the United States.

What say we trade jobs, even steven?"

With political instability increasing in his country, HamidKarzai, Afghanistan's President, has taken the precautionarymeasure ofbeing fitted with a Cloak of Invisibility.

No tent in Afghanistan is complete without a

portrait of Hamid Karzai. No home in America

is complete without a Bush dartboard.

"It is such a wonderful moment for us in Afghanistan

to have our great friend, our great supporter, a man

that helped us liberate, a man that helped us rebuild,

a man that helped us move toward the future.

So as I disambiguate the black keys from the white,

let's give a big round of applause to

James Brown and the Famous Flames."

"We've got U. S. forces on the hunt.

There are Afghan forces on the hunt.

We've got Pakistan forces on the hunt.

And this morning I learned that Dick Cheney is on the hunt.

No question, before I start drawing Social Security,

bin Laden will be brought to justice."