Snowballs in Baghdad Have a Slightly Better

Chance Than Those in Hell

"Hmmm, I always thought the Highway to Hell

would be wider than this."

A Marine equipped with the new Inferno Positioning System

says the Ninth Circle of Hell is centered in the White House,

most likely in the Oval Office.

Dog Owners from Hell

Consider this possibility. In a previous life,

you were found guilty of 'a superfluity of

naughtiness' and condemned to Hell. Once

there, you realized you were back on Earth,

now ruled by Karl Rove, the brain of

George Bush, the King of Ignorant Hill.

Don't even think about claiming you're

being subjected to 'cruel and unusual

punishment'. That's considered getting a

slap on the wrist around these parts. And if

you think things are bad now, just wait until

Jeb takes over.

Little Known Fact #1

Even after going to hell, some people keep praying.