Snowballs in Baghdad Have a Slightly Better

Chance Than Those in Hell

Secretary Gates and General Petraeus Walking

the Green Zone Mile in Baghdad

Baghdad Suicide Car Bomber Kills Twelve, Wounds 30;

Driver Yells "Surge Is Working, Surge Is Working!"

Before Blowing Himself Up

SSSSHHHHHHH ... Don't Tell Anyone: Al Qaeda Has

Been Routed in Baghdad; FBI Now Warns Al Qaeda May

Have Relocated to Shopping Malls in LA, Chicago, Just

in Time for Christmas

Giant Jack Mounted Atop St. John's Church in Baghdad;

Gigantic Red Rubber Ball to Be Installed Next

Blackwater Valet Services says,

"Come Park with Us!"

Camouflaged American Soldier Unseen by Baghdad Citizen

"Welcome to beautiful Baghdad, ladies and gentlemen!

Um, sorry I forgot to tell you to duck."

"My Dad says it hit a benchmark and blew up."

The shit had not yet hit his fans. Now if he could

only find a ceiling.

U. S. Embassy in Baghdad Hailed As Ninth Wonder of the World,

Right After King Kong

Baghdad Police Commandos Marching to a Tune by the Village People

Toy guns are for boys. Real guns are for men.

World's Worst Jobs #38

Baghdad Auto Parts Salvager

The US soldier felt privileged to be the recipient of

the last rose of Baghdad.

Senior Administration Official in Straitjacket Greeted at

Airport by Baghdad Asylum Keeper

"Hey, kid! Have you ever heard of an Improvised

Farting Device? No? Well, pull my finger!"

"There are neighborhoods in Baghdad today where you and

I could walk safely. To name just one, there's Mr. Rogers'

Neighborhood, especially when you're on Sesame Street."

"Gee, this must be the one bombing a day Laura Bush says

discourages everyone who sees it on television. Lucky forme, my parents only let me watch Cartoon Network."

"Whose turn is it to run down to AutoZone? This

baby is going to need a new alternator."