Lubber Grasshopper's View of the Bushes on the

South Lawn of the White House

Media critics strongly disagree whether Dana Perino is morelike 'boothware' or more like 'vaporware'. There is consensus,

however, that her face masks a Brobdingnagian vacuity

only exceeded by that of her boss.

Chestnuts Roasting By An Open Fire

A Marine equipped with the new Inferno Positioning System

says the Ninth Circle of Hell is centered in the White House,

most likely in the Oval Office.

White House and Congress Engaged in a Tug of War

Over Justice Deparment Irregularities

According to a senior White House official, a

plot by four friends of Osama bin Laden--three

Republicans and one Democrat--to plant an

Improvised Resolution Device in the United States

Senate has been foiled.

Meet Bill Yosses, the new White House Executive Pastry Chef.

Chief among his qualifications for the job, and the one that

made him feel right at home in the Bush White House,

was that he is the co-author of Desserts for Dummies.