"If it happens to me, waterboarding is torture.

If it happens to you, Tim, I'd like to watch."

National Intelligence Estimate Ranks President

Bush as World's #1 Threat to Intelligence

If IQ is directly proportional to head size, as he believes,

William Saletan is in trouble.

Say what you will about Ann Coulter's brain. But there

is only one word that accurately describes the design

of her body, and that word is: 'unintelligent'.

Mike McConnell, Director of National Intelligence, says

"too much intelligence can make you sad, like me."

Doug Feith sorta got roughed up by the Pentagon's

Inspector General, didn't he?

"The Office of Special Plans," says Doug Feith, "has been smeared

for years by allegations that its pre-Iraq-war work was somehow

'unlawful' or 'unauthorized' and that some information it gave

to congressional committees was deceptive or misleading. WMDs

were in Iraq and they still are; you just can't see them. And when

Saddam Hussein married Osama bin Laden, he gave his bride

the destruction of the World Trade Center as a wedding present."

This blurry image of Doug Feith reflects the lack of 'granularity' in

the intelligence his Office of Special Plans supplied in the run-up

to the Iraq War. In other words, it should all have been taken with

many more grains of salt.

John Negroponte is now Director of National

Intelligence for the United States. If he has as

many brain cells inside his head as he does hairs

outside his head, our nation is in deep doo-doo.