"I can't say I fully understand Rudy Giuliani's campaign

strategy, but if his intent is to get fewer votes than Ron

Paul, it would seem to be working."

"OK, it's time for you folks to either fish or cut bait.

If you think the race for President is a beauty contest,

I'm the obvious choice. But if you think it's a debate

over issues, vote for Ron Paul."

The View from Ron Paul's Blimp After It Accidentally Strayed Off Course

"Fred's agreed to play Dives the rich man in the Christmas

pageant. How about you playing Lazarus, the beggar

covered with sores?"

"I distinctly remember hearing you say we were

going on a 'blimp tour', Congressman Paul!"

Sam Brownback claims his campaign signs have more

red, white, and blue in them than Ron Paul's.

Dennis Kucinich seemed a bit overconfident that Ron Paul

would never catch up with him in the race for last place.

Did you realize Representative Ron Paul knows more

Ayn Rand jokes than any other presidential candidate?