"OK, it's time for you folks to either fish or cut bait.

If you think the race for President is a beauty contest,

I'm the obvious choice. But if you think it's a debate

over issues, vote for Ron Paul."

The Unexpurgated Bible #4

"And Jesus commanded the multitude to sit down on the grass,

and took the fish, weighing 646 pounds, and looking up to heaven,

he blessed, and filleted it, and gave the fillets to his disciples,

and the disciples to the multitude."

Win the Mongolian Wrestling Championship,

win a sea bream.

If you are fishing for Turkish soldiers, did you

know you can run a trot line with up to 25 hooks

on a non-commercial license?

Albino Ratfish Adopted as New Symbol of the GOP

Do you know the correct technique for kissing a sturgeon?

If not, Vladimir Putin shows you how.

Rightist Bloggers Waiting to Be Hooked by the Party Line

If, as the sign says, "Large sturgeon jump in the river during

the summer and fall months," where do they stay during

the winter and spring?

Adult gouramis remember when they thought their

parents only kissed.

World's Worst Jobs #48

Chinese Fish Kill Cleanup Worker

World's Worst Jobs #44

Chinese Dead Fish Collector

Dick Cheney's Pet Fish

Without her skis, Anja Paerson is like a fish out of water.

Chinese Fisherman Catches and Releases Fossilized Sturgeon

Said to Be 200 Million Years Old

There's nothing quite so satisfying as eating a

deep-fried starfish-on-a-stick.

"Good morning, Goldie!"

"Good morning, Goldie!"

"How are you doing?"

"Fine."

"How are you doing?"

"Fine."

"See you later."

"See you later."

"Bye!"

"Bye!"

The oscar (Astronotus ocellatus) is a large species of cichlid,

native to rivers in Venezuela. Here you see the smoked variety,

served at this year's Academy Awards ceremony.

Live and Direct, Rita Cosby Does Her

Famous Kissing Gourami Impression