"I'm gonna keep on walkin'

keep on talkin'

walkin' into freedom land!"

"With your help, I will build a full-scale replica of the Grand

Mosque of Mecca here in China. So call 1-800-321-6675, and

make your pledge today."

On day one in the Peoples' Liberation Army,

you are liberated from your self-esteem,

along with your clothes.

World's Worst Jobs #68

Chinese Railroad Track Digger

Spot the Nonconformist

The grandmother still remembered the days of Shuck and Awe.

"Toy delivers 'date-rape' drug when ingested"

Grasping at straws at an unprecedented rate, the

State Department has just received an emergency

resupply from China.

China First Country to Mass Produce Weddings

with Fully Interchangeable Parts

The Great Well of China

The workman didn't know it, but he was about

to be swatted like a fly.

World's Worst Jobs #61

Chinese Plastic Products Washer

You can't be too young to start learning

how to bend over backwards.

World's Worst Jobs #56

Chinese Coal Unloaders

"When the Chinese hacked into your computer, Secretary Gates,

did they shanghai any of your downloads from Danni's Hard Drive?"

A slide purportedly showing Iranian trucks loaded with enriched

uranium has been positively identified as the same slide used by

Colin Powell at the United Nations in February, 2003, to show

Iraqi trucks carrying tainted Chinese pet food across the

Continental Divide.

World's Worst Jobs #50

Chinese Algae Scrubber

The Chinese really look forward to their weekend getaways.

High-Rise Window Cleaners Busted for Smoking Rope

World's Worst Jobs #48

Chinese Fish Kill Cleanup Worker