Showing posts with label World Records. Show all posts
Showing posts with label World Records. Show all posts

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Jackie Bibby Soaks in Bathtub for 45 Minutes with
87 Rattlesnakes; Says "Only a Fool Would Pull
the Same Stunt with a Tub Full of Republicans"

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Million Pounds of Ground Beef Recalled; "Yes," Says
World's Fattest Man, "I Remember Eating Them All"

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Guinness World Records Sets New World Record
for Number of World Records

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Big Day at the UN
American President Sets New World Record
for Offending the Greatest Number of Nations
with the Fewest Number of Syllables

Thursday, August 23, 2007

George Bush was almost giddy upon hearing he had been
entered into the Guinness Book of World Records as the
'Most Profoundly Shallow President in American History'.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

New World Record Set for Number of Tires
Ignited with a Single Match

Friday, August 10, 2007

Xia was already having second thoughts about
her marriage to Bao, who no longer held the
record for being the world's tallest man.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

It's not that Barry Bonds may have used steroids.
It's that hitting home runs--even 756--is not
such a big deal anymore.

Friday, June 29, 2007

Some had questioned the wisdom of their marriage,
since he was 56, she only 29.

Friday, June 22, 2007

Neonate Still Stunned After Learning He Was Born
by Means of a Caesarean Section Performed by the
World's Youngest Surgeon

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, Diana Hadi
won't be seeing one for the next 55 years.

Friday, March 23, 2007

Not every little boy gets to be a part of setting a new world
record by helping build a salo baguette 141 feet long. And
then you get to help eat it. Yum!