Jackie Bibby Soaks in Bathtub for 45 Minutes with

87 Rattlesnakes; Says "Only a Fool Would Pull

the Same Stunt with a Tub Full of Republicans"

Million Pounds of Ground Beef Recalled; "Yes," Says

World's Fattest Man, "I Remember Eating Them All"

Guinness World Records Sets New World Record

for Number of World Records

Big Day at the UN

American President Sets New World Record

for Offending the Greatest Number of Nations

with the Fewest Number of Syllables

George Bush was almost giddy upon hearing he had been

entered into the Guinness Book of World Records as the

'Most Profoundly Shallow President in American History'.

New World Record Set for Number of Tires

Ignited with a Single Match

Xia was already having second thoughts about

her marriage to Bao, who no longer held the

record for being the world's tallest man.

It's not that Barry Bonds may have used steroids.

It's that hitting home runs--even 756--is not

such a big deal anymore.

Some had questioned the wisdom of their marriage,

since he was 56, she only 29.

Neonate Still Stunned After Learning He Was Born

by Means of a Caesarean Section Performed by the

World's Youngest Surgeon

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, Diana Hadi

won't be seeing one for the next 55 years.

Not every little boy gets to be a part of setting a new world

record by helping build a salo baguette 141 feet long. And

then you get to help eat it. Yum!