Cherie Blair shows the effect of living with Tony for too long.

It was her wedding day, and her husband had already lost interest.

Borat After Hearing Pamela Anderson Has

Filed for Divorce from Her Third Husband

If you can picture yourself married to Laura Bush,

you have what Enlightenment thinkers called

a 'diseased imagination'.

Iraqi Insurgent Auditions for Lead Role in

Attack of the Bride Monster

Sarko the Giant's Wedding Ring to Be Used

as France's First Bitchslapping Arena

Fred Thompson and Jeri Kehn to Star as Stanley

and Kay in Remake of Father of the Bride

China First Country to Mass Produce Weddings

with Fully Interchangeable Parts

Sarko the Giant Dumps Second Wife After

Steamy Affair with Rainy Day Woman

Pamela Anderson Doesn't Marry Borat for the Third Time

Jeri Kehn and Her Trophy Husband

Hannibal Lecter Takes a Wife

"Well, I define 'traditional marriage' as the union of

a man and a woman, no matter how many times they

get married, divorce, commit adultery, fornicate,

or what not."

"9/11! Vote for me. September 11, 2001! Vote for me.

WTC collapse! Vote for me. Twin Towers fall down!

Vote for me. The day everything changed! Vote for me.

Extensive marriage experience! Vote for me."

Some had questioned the wisdom of their marriage,

since he was 56, she only 29.

After years of courtship, Sundar and Maliha

finally tied the knot.

"Sir, your mail-order bride from

Bulgaria has arrived."

Before you reach the erroneous conclusion that the

photographer ruined this picture when he jiggled

his camera, consider another possibility. Women

hurdlers today can almost reach the speed of light

when they imagine Rush Limbaugh is hot on their heels,

in pursuit of another wife.