"My first two acts as President will be to get the US

out of the UN and to appoint Chuck Norris as our

ambassador to the World Combat League."

"O Mighty One, when I am empty,

please dispose of me properly."

Sarko the Giant Leaves Them Rolling in the Aisles at the UN

Big Day at the UN

American President Sets New World Record

for Offending the Greatest Number of Nations

with the Fewest Number of Syllables

Bush to Urge U.N. to Spread Freedom; Secretary-General

to Say U. S. at Top of His List

Although a master of fakery, Alexis Debat concedes he

has never topped Colin Powell's performance at the

United Nations on February 6, 2003.

Still Life with Peacekeeper and Big Apple

"Laura, did you know Kofi Annan's mother wears combat boots?"

"Laura, did you know Kofi Annan's mother wears combat boots?"

"The UN's most outrageous sex scandal right now

is that I'm not getting any."