"So what if Dana Perino has never heard of the

Cuban Missile Crisis! Ask any ostrich and it

will tell you what our bird brains have always

told us: 'Sticking your head in a history book is

less useful than sticking your head in the sand'."

Day of Skulls

Day of Numbskulls

Media critics strongly disagree whether Dana Perino is morelike 'boothware' or more like 'vaporware'. There is consensus,

however, that her face masks a Brobdingnagian vacuity

only exceeded by that of her boss.

Air Guitarist Stryker Strecker

Air Press Secretary Dana Perino

"Beg pardon, Helen. We don't torture people.

We just torture truth."