Republican Willard 'Mitt' Romney said Wednesday that

if elected President he and his wife will not embarrass the

nation by their conduct in the White House as happened in

the Clinton years. "There could be, however, a few

more rats running around, " he added.

"'Mitt' is the name I'll use when I run for President,

little one. 'Willard' would scare them off."

Expect the unexpected if you lunch with the Cheneys.

"Rats! A rat has ratted out a rat for ratting on another rat."

Naked mole rat or rat prick?

You make the call.