Those who live in the Kristol Palace

should not throw stones.

Republican Willard 'Mitt' Romney said Wednesday that

if elected President he and his wife will not embarrass the

nation by their conduct in the White House as happened in

the Clinton years. "There could be, however, a few

more rats running around, " he added.

"O Lord, how thankful I am my last name isn't

Coonrod, Lipschitz, Pujol, Sidebottom, or Cocks."

The bulge in his trousers betrayed the fact that the

'First Man' had momentarily forgotten it was his wife

who was running for President.

"Remember, Hillary, Bill never attacked the character

of his opponents, even when they were Republicans."

Andy Sullivan Reportedly Haunted by the Ghost of

Clinton Past, the Ghost of Clinton Present, and the

Ghost of Clinton Yet to Come

There's one in every crowd, even at funerals.

"Oh, where have you been,

Billy Boy, Billy Boy?

Oh, where have you been,

Charming Billy?"

"There she is, Miss America

There she is, your ideal!"

Like their American counterparts, Chinese women

find Bill Clinton simply irresistible.