World's Worst Jobs #69

South Korean Oil Ooze Scoopers

"You told the entire platoon that you were the father of

Nicole Richie's child. So why, Private Bootlicker, was

she named Harlow Winter Kate Madden?"

"My name is Chung Dong-young, and, no, my

father's name is not Chung Dong-old."

Throne House, South Korea

Flotsam and Jetsam That Washed Up On the

Korean Peninsula One Day

"You're right, Comrade Kwak. These Nikon 10x42

Premier SE Binoculars make watching South Korean

birds much more exciting."

An essential ingredient of all tasteful and discriminating

South Korean protests is a timely application of

Arrid Extra Dry Spray.

Eugene Levy doesn't think much of the 'Korean model'

of the American presence in Iraq.

"How many times have I told you to never push the

button labeled 'The Yellow Peril'?"

These South Korean opponents of a free trade agreement

with the United States are carrying signs which say, when

translated into English, "Eat More Chikin!"