"Sure we're scared! We know al-Qaida chicks

when we see them!"

It's not a big secret: monkeys cross the road for pretty

much the same reason chickens do.

"Yep, another one of those war-addled chickenhawks.

Ship it to Iraq!"

Admirer of Modern Poultry Unexcelled in Ability

to Pick Up Chicks

Vicente Fox, the former president of Mexico, says that President Bush

was once "the cockiest guy I have ever met in my life. Now he's just

another capón."

"Somebody get this starving protester a

Ten-Piece Bucket of Extra Crispy. And fast!"

"You've got me all wrong, amigos. I work for Chick-fil-A®. Surely

you recognize me from one of those 'Eat Mor Chikin' billboards."

Chick-fil-A®? Definitely overrated, if you ask me!"

Fearless Chicks Prove Tigers Are Real Pussies

The rooster sensed the BBQ pit did not bode well for his future.

Sanjay always drew a crowd when he told his chicken jokes.

Cock Jocks Rock Soccer

These South Korean opponents of a free trade agreement

with the United States are carrying signs which say, when

translated into English, "Eat More Chikin!"