"We here in Wyoming don't call the mountains behind me the

'Grand Tetons'. That's way too French for our tastes. We simply

call them 'Big Tits'.

"What say we mogate on over to Hooters and gawk?"

Marisa Miller and Heidi Klum, the Boobsey Twins

Cassandra predicted that men would stare at

her breasts, but nobody would believe her.

Conation is defined as 'the aspect of mental processes or

behavior directed toward action or change and including

impulse, desire, volition, and striving'. In other words, it

is the clinical term used to explain why men of science

feel the urge right now to reach out and touch these tits.

There are nine boobs in this picture. Can you

spot the only one that's real?

After undergoing breast augmentation, Heidi Montag, MTV star,

was quoted as saying, "I am excited to show a side of myself that

people don't get a chance to see just watching The Hills."

Puss 'N Boobs

When Air Force Staff Sergeant Michelle Manhart

walks into a room, everything stands at attention.

While Honest Joe and Saint John schmoozed with the

Israeli foreign minister, Republican Senator John Thune

was scoping out the babe with the bodacious ta-tas.

On her honeymoon cruise with Kid Rock, her latest husband,

Pamela Anderson was already fantasizing about Borat, the

so-called 'Love God of Kazakhstan', who had just brokenup withhis sister and was on a quest to find the babewith the best boob job in California.

The only thing spoiling this gorgeous photograph is

the name of the bird. Really, whoever the avian biologist

was who named it 'Willow Tit' is a real boob and should

have his birder's license permanently revoked.

Billed as the 'Busty Babes', Rosa Blasi and Lisa Ann

Walter's act consisted of walking around on stage,

trying to stand up straight.

Billed as the 'Busty Babes', Rosa Blasi and Lisa Ann

Walter's act consisted of walking around on stage,

trying to stand up straight.

Porn star Mary Carey declares she has pledged

her sex life, her fake boobs, and her sacred honor

to the Republican Revolution.

Porn star Mary Carey declares she has pledged

her sex life, her fake boobs, and her sacred honor

to the Republican Revolution.

Joe Bob Briggs taught us how

to recognize stunt breasts.

I'm here to teach you how

to recognize stunt chins.