Does anyone know how creationists reconcile the Theory

of Intelligent Design with the hammerhead shark?

"They say they caught this 20-ft. shark with a bottle

of shrimp flakes, a piece of string, and a safety pin.

But I happen to know for a fact that this species

cannot stand shrimp flakes."

"Hey, the last cartilaginous fish to show up at the

Rice-Bean Vegan Cookoff is a rotten egg!"

In celebration of the 20th anniversary of Shark Week, the Discovery

Channel will air exclusive footage of Michelle Malkin landing what

she now admits was not a Great Brown Shark.

Sawtooth Shark Charged with Vandalizing

University of Texas Logo

The Goblin Shark spooks you first, then gobbles you.

The Opening Scene of Jaws from the Shark's Perspective

New Southern African Shark Species to Be Named

Dickheadus Cheneyensis; Resemblance to Well-Known

Republican Prick Said to Be 'Uncanny'