Did you know 'Corpse Harvesting' now constitutes 50% of

Iraq's GDP? 'Corpse Planting' constitutes the other half.

"Keep your chin up, Jason! You'll die so fast

you'll never know what hit you."

"Gosh! My end is nearer than I thought!"

Polymorphous perversity has finally killed Norman Mailer.

But good godamighty, at least it took 84 years to do it.

"Those of you sitting on the right side of the plane can

see that we're now passing over Pinochetland."

Yet Another Recipe for Death by Chocolate

"As God is my witness, I've always said I didn't want to

die until I looked straight into the eyes of someone who

believed all that malarkey about Joseph Smith and the

angel Moroni. Thanks to you, Governor Romney, I can now

go to the garden alone, while the dew is still on the roses."

"Regrettably, Ronald Reagan can't make it today, Lady

Thatcher. It seems he has been overtaken by events."

New Work by Damien Hirst, Entitled

'Diamonds Are Forever, But You Aren't'