Mitt Romney's experimentation with LDS in his early 20s

may explain why he now has flashbacks to things that

never happened.

Mike Huckabee Cites Osama Bin Laden As

Proof of the Mormon Belief That

Jesus and the Devil Are Brothers

"Isn't it amazing how I was able to explain my faith

by uttering the word, 'Mormon', only once? We in

the Inner Circle understand this. Those of you in

the Outer Circle don't."

If someone asks why you're not a Mormon,

just say two words: "Mitt Romney."

Angel Moroni to Make Special Guest Appearance at

Annual Meeting of Council for National Policy

"Pssst, Ann! Have you ever heard what The

Book of Mormon says about ectomorphs?"

"As God is my witness, I've always said I didn't want to

die until I looked straight into the eyes of someone who

believed all that malarkey about Joseph Smith and the

angel Moroni. Thanks to you, Governor Romney, I can now

go to the garden alone, while the dew is still on the roses."

The strongest reason Mitt Romney has offered to date in

support of his bid for President is that he is a Mormon.

Mormon Tabernacle Undergoing Mittamorphosis