Showing posts with label Mormons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mormons. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Mitt Romney's experimentation with LDS in his early 20s
may explain why he now has flashbacks to things that
never happened.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Mike Huckabee Cites Osama Bin Laden As
Proof of the Mormon Belief That

Jesus and the Devil Are Brothers

Thursday, December 6, 2007

"Isn't it amazing how I was able to explain my faith
by uttering the word, 'Mormon', only once? We in
the Inner Circle understand this. Those of you in
the Outer Circle don't."

Thursday, November 29, 2007

If someone asks why you're not a Mormon,
just say two words: "Mitt Romney."

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Angel Moroni to Make Special Guest Appearance at
Annual Meeting of Council for National Policy

Saturday, August 25, 2007

"Pssst, Ann! Have you ever heard what The
Book of Mormon says about ectomorphs?"

Sunday, August 12, 2007

"As God is my witness, I've always said I didn't want to
die until I looked straight into the eyes of someone who
believed all that malarkey about Joseph Smith and the
angel Moroni. Thanks to you, Governor Romney, I can now
go to the garden alone, while the dew is still on the roses."

Monday, August 6, 2007

The strongest reason Mitt Romney has offered to date in
support of his bid for President is that he is a Mormon.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Mormon Tabernacle Undergoing Mittamorphosis