Mitt Romney's march across Iowa has raised

hopes of his impending defeat.

Uncle Sam has really fallen on hard times during

the years of the Bush Administration.

"Do you hear me, Iowa? I am the candidate of

Strengthiness, Truthiness, and Changeiness!"

Fred Thompson Gets Caught Emoting in Iowa

"As God is my witness, I've always said I didn't want to

die until I looked straight into the eyes of someone who

believed all that malarkey about Joseph Smith and the

angel Moroni. Thanks to you, Governor Romney, I can now

go to the garden alone, while the dew is still on the roses."

Mitt Romney, The Other White Meat Candidate,

Practices His Flipping Skills at the Iowa State Fair

Mitt Romney and Other Cast Members on the Set

of The Iowa Straw Poll Massacre