"How's tricks, Roger?"

"I understand, Peggy, you are so disillusioned with President

Bush you are planning to move back to the 1980s."

"Regrettably, Ronald Reagan can't make it today, Lady

Thatcher. It seems he has been overtaken by events."

"Not only that, Chris, but if you've seen Last Best Chance, you

know I have experience playing a President who combats

terrorism. Not even Ronald Reagan could say that when

he ran for President."

Tearfully, this week's Time laments, "Conservatives are gloomy.

The Republican candidates are struggling. Can the party reclaim

Reagan's legacy?" For crying out loud, today's conservatives and

the Republican Party ARE Reagan's legacy!

When the authenticity of this picture was

challenged, Howard Kaloogian was able to

prove that the figure on the left was indeed

the star of Mel Brooks' classic comedy,

The 2000-Year-Old Man.

"Just remember three things, folks.

I'm Michael Reagan.

Bill Buckley should be hanged for treason.

And the Father is omnipresent."