Drudge Report Funnies #14

"Pope orders exorcism squads; tackle rise of Satanic streakers..."

Pope Benedict Releases Homing Pigeon Bearing

Message That Solutions to Global Warming Must Be

Based on Church Dogma, Not Dubious Science

Rare Iraqi Cardinal Placed on Endangered Species List

Paul Schum, a Bardstown, Kentucky Catholic high school

principal, has been cited for loitering for the purpose of

prostitution while he was wearing an all-black leather

outfit with fishnet stockings and a pair of fake women's

breasts. In his defense, the Archdiocese of Louisville

says at least the principal wasn't molesting children.

Spontaneous Papal Combustion

Archbishop Daniel DiNardo Appointed First

Texas Cardinal, Applauded by Pope Benedict

for His Way with Supplicants

The Anchoress Gets All Gussied Up for 9/11

The Day the Pope Decided to Join the Dark Side of the Force

"Pope Benedict,

Superstar,

Do you think you're what they say you are?"

When Saint Domenico wasn't up to his ass in alligators,

he was up to his eyeballs in snakes.

"The Catholic Church is the one true church established by Jesus Christ. Other Christian denominations are defectivebecause they don't have a Pope, namely, me."

Pope Eases Restrictions on Latin Mass,

Bowls World Over Like Tenpins

Is the bishop taking the hat off his own head,

or is he putting it on the priest's head?

Yes, they keep pets in the Vatican.

Before they can be consecrated, priests have to lie beforethe Pope. This is part of their basic training. If they canlie before him, they can lie before anybody.

Cardinal Gonzales Chosen

to Lead NeoSpanish Inquisition