Showing posts with label Aging. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Aging. Show all posts

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Why doesn't million-year-old ice show its age?

Friday, January 11, 2008

Something told the old man that Officer
Friendly had retired.

Friday, December 14, 2007

"Do you think if I started using Grecian Formula,
I wouldn't look 178 years old?"

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Pushing 50, Louise Ciccone Ritchie understands
more clearly what it means to be a 'material girl'.

Monday, October 8, 2007

Realizing that most Americans were tired of his Arthur Branch face,
Fred Thompson underwent an extreme makeover and ran for the
Republican presidential nomination as
Spanky McFarland.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

"Wow!," he thought, "if I feel this meaningless at 37,
I can't imagine what I'll feel like when I hit 40."

Friday, August 31, 2007

"Grecian Formula, why hast thou forsaken me?"

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

"What a drag it is getting old!"