Tom Tancredo Drops Out of Presidential Race,

Says He's Still in the Race for Outer Space

Tom Tancredo, Republican Eliminationist, Hires Illegal

Immigrants to Renovate His Commodious McMansion

Tom Tancredo warns that unless he is elected President of the

United States, he will take revenge on America by refusing

to run for re-election to the House of Representatives.

Congressman Changes Name to 'Jefferson Smith'; Says

'Tom Tancredo' Made Him Sound Like an Immigrant

Representative Tom Tancredo (R-CO) was the only Republican

presidential candidate to address the NAACP Annual Convention

in Detroit. All the other candidates were too busy appeasing the

Republican Party's white rightist base to attend.

Tom Tancredo apparently only has a problem with aliens

from Mexico, not from Outer Space.

Tower of Babel Collapses; Congressman Tom Tancredo

Thought to Be Buried in Multicultural Rubble

''Look at what has happened to Miami,'' said Tom Tancredo.

"It has become a Third World country, and I have become a

First World nincompoop."

As you might expect, Tom Tancredo's favorite

game bird is the Mexican Jay.

Axis of Weasels: Tancredo+Kaloogian+Morgan