Warhawk Loses Perch at Time, Is Forced to

Find Another Way to Feather Nest

Charles Krauthammer is so ingenious he has figured out

a way for both the white pieces and the black pieces to

lose in a game of one-man chess. Every time he plays,

in other words, he's a two-time loser.

"That's the first time anyone has called me a

'social conservative'. Those who know me well say

I'm unmistakably an 'anti-social conservative'."

World's Worst Yobs #22

Charles Krauthammer

Asked to cite one of his judgments about

Iraq over the past five years that turned

out to be correct, Charles Krauthammer

said he didn't give answers to traitors.

Charles Krauthammer's Pet Komodo Dragon

Charles Krauthammer surprises his friends

when he tells them he is really Jack Jeebs.

Tony Shalhoub's Evil Twin

Dr. Strangelove Redivivus