Czar Putin Proud of His Pecs and His Rod

"They say they caught this 20-ft. shark with a bottle

of shrimp flakes, a piece of string, and a safety pin.

But I happen to know for a fact that this species

cannot stand shrimp flakes."

Putin's Pocket Fisherman, the Famous Fishing

Pal That Has Thrilled Generations!

"You're such a spaz, George! You've hooked another

one of those goddamn Flying Wallendas."

Apparently there is no bag limit on flying fish in Japan.

Senator McCain Credits Iraq Surge for Making It

Safe to Hunt and Fish in Baghdad Neighborhoods