If you like the outdoors, drinking, and fondling firearms--but

not hunting--maybe you should consider becoming a biathlete.

Mike Huckabee, Gunhugger

Dick Cheney Uncovers Sleeper Cell of Confederate

Soldiers at Clove Valley Rod and Gun Club

Mrs. Elmer Fudd was all dwessed up for the Daffy Duck Hunt.

Senator McCain Credits Iraq Surge for Making It

Safe to Hunt and Fish in Baghdad Neighborhoods

For having said

'vaffanculo' in church, Justice

Scalia has had his duck hunting

license revoked.

"Dick said if I didn't apologize,

he was going to take me hunting for more quail."

Heavy Metal Victim Apologizes

to Spinal Tap