Showing posts with label Drugs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Drugs. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Mitt Romney's experimentation with LDS in his early 20s
may explain why he now has flashbacks to things that
never happened.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Fred Thompson says he didn't find it at all unusual
that the the plane he has been borrowing from
Philip Martin, a convicted drug dealer,
was piloted by Dick Dastardly.

Friday, August 3, 2007

Horn of Plenty, 17th Century
Horn of Plenty, 21st Century

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Gerolsteiner Cycling Team Says It Only Abuses
'Fun-Enhancing' Drugs
Alberto Contador Leads Discovery Channel Team to Victory
in the 94th Tour de Pharma

Monday, July 30, 2007

High-Rise Window Cleaners Busted for Smoking Rope

Monday, July 16, 2007

Why Rush Limbaugh No Longer Abuses Oxycontin

Monday, July 9, 2007

Since George Bush became President, antidepressants have
become the most prescribed drugs in the United States. Looks
like he could use a dose of the same medicine.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

National Anticrime Force Unveils Secret Weapon
to Root Out Illegal Drugs in Rio de Janeiro

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Colombian Drug Kingpin Arrested for Trafficking
in Obscene Gestures

Monday, May 21, 2007

Did dope dope blood?

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Purdue Pharma, maker of OxyContin, is expected to plead
guilty today on charges it was the foremost facilitator of
Rush Limbaugh.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Why isn't a bartender called a 'drug dealer'?

Thursday, March 15, 2007

In the world of lemurs, broccoli is a gateway drug
to the hard stuff.

Sunday, January 28, 2007

If the manufacturer of the new Idom condom would
include some reefer, the customer could get sex,
drugs, and rock-and-roll all in one package.