"Is that you, Mama?"

"Hold on, hold on! I was only kidding about being

a Palestinian celebrating Hanukkah on the eve of

Day Six of Zappadan."

Republican Representative Peter King claims he was

quoted out of context when he said yesterday, "We

have too many mosques in this country." According

to the congressman from New York, what he actually

said was, "We have too many mosquitoes in this country,"

a line from his latest commercial for one of the nation's

leading insecticide manufacturers.

Republican Representative Peter King says there are"too many mosques in this country. There are too many people sympathetic to radical Islam. We should belooking at them more carefully and finding out how wecan infiltrate them.” He spoke on the condition thathis infiltrator's mask not be removed.

Muslim Brotherhood Plotting to Take Over the US

Little Green Footballs Plotting to Take Over the Blogosphere

Michelle Malkin Scaring Muslims Off Her Property

Brothers in the Hood

Meanwhile, the Islamofascists continued their surreptitious

invasion of Michelle Malkin's neighborhood.

"Why is Maysoon so mortified? Can't you see? Her perfect

modesty has been betrayed by her naked, lascivious hand."

Burqa à la Française

Overcoming seemingly insurmountable odds, Joe Lieberman

has been elected as the president of the moderate, unity

government in Iraq. Asked what it was like to be the first

Jew ever chosen to lead a Muslim nation, Joe raised his

fist and shouted, "Ready or not, Iran, here I come!"