Having overcome many hurdles, Gregory and Marcel

embraced each other as a sign of their undying love.

Prime Minister Prodi's yawn momentarily threatened

to inhale Italy's lower house of parliament.

Scan Jonah Goldberg's curriculum vitae and you'll

find no mention of his role in the movie, Dune.

When Ann Coulter made her appearance at

the Conservative Political Action Conference,

an observer was reminded of a line from Conrad:

"There's nothing more solemn on earth than the

dance of a trained dog."

Code Pinko Slows Pace and Crashes Gates

President Pimping Heckuva Job Energy Drink

to New Orleans Students

"The Al-Qaida strategy is based on the notion that they can

break the will of the American people. They know they can't

beat us in a stand-up fight. But they do believe ... that they can,

in fact, force us to change our policy if they just kill enough

Americans, create enough havoc out there. Well, they'll never

kill enough Americans or create enough havoc to break my will.

I'm not called 'Big Swinging Dick' for nothing!"