Russian Hockey Team Gazing at the Navel of the Universe

World's Worst Jobs #35

Chinese Sand Sled Carrier

The bull had long harbored a seething hatred of

all members of the Mickey Mouse Club.

Scott Verplank Giving God a Piece of His Mind

In a reversal of fortune, Kobe Bryant gets slam dunked.

"Hmmmm," the President mused, "maybe I should garotte

this sumbitch while I have the chance."

Rapunzel Lets Down Her Hair

Big Babies Coaching Little Babies in Baby Crying Contest

World's Worst Jobs #34

Chinese Usable Coal Scavenger

"Why is North America where it is?

That's a good question. According to

the latest research, it's because North

America is on top of South America."

Presidential Lectern on Autopilot

If you own a cow, the least you can do is to wash it,

as this guy is doing. If you don't own a cow, that's the

least you can do.

President Bush prays often, but his prayers never

rise more than fifty feet into the atmosphere,

where they hit the 'You Gotta Be Shitting Me' barrier.

This is a Serbian Mind-Sweeper at work.

Will he find yours?

Some say circumcision is to blame for many social

and psychological problems in adult males.

All that young boys undergoing the procedure say is

"YYYYYYOOOOOOWWWWWW!"

Sri Lankans Making Obeisance to Jiminy Cricket

If you've never seen the Dark Side of the Force,

take a look at this.

There's more love expressed in this photograph of Elizabeth

and John Edwards than can be found in all of the movies

ever made in Hollywood.

Without warning, Hillary Clinton was struck by the polysemy

of the Stars and Stripes. Her reaction was to open her mouth

long enough to utter a provocative platitude, as was her want.

Pelusa the Dog had convinced Estefani and Leslie

he was the Big Wheel of Planet Barrow and should

be treated accordingly.

Here we see Palestinians being blasted by an Israeli water

cannon. If the Palestinians are the hosed, aren't the Israelis

the hosers?

It hath been said that Fearguth is all wet. The Incident

at Stone Creek Waterfall may help to explain why.

Fearguth will be offline from April 22 through

April 27. During that time, he will be a passenger

on a raft floating through the Grand Canyon from

Lees Ferry to Lake Mead. He will return to his

blogging-related program activities on April 28.

"Me drunk? Zounds, matey! Eight cups of this Danish

grog doesn't even wet me whistle!"

Israel's Acting President Dalia Itzik could see Ehud Olmert

was in the terminal stage of Yawning Abyss Syndrome.

"How many times have I told you to never push the

button labeled 'The Yellow Peril'?"

"Would you mind telling my master his trousers are unzipped?"

In China, architects are now designing shops which

reduce the surprise of earthquake damage.

World's Worst Jobs #33

Manilan Plastic Waste Picker

Quoth the Grand Canyon Raven, "Go take a hike!"

"That's right, Paul. The buzz around the Bank right now

is you're going to be replaced by Ken Shabby."

"The Attorney General has the full confidence of the President,

and he appreciates the work he is doing at the Department of

Justice to help keep our citizens safe from terrorists, our children

safe from predators, our government safe from corruption, and our

streets free from gang violence. Now, if you will, please bend over,

stick your head between your legs, and kiss your ass good-bye."

"Is it true, Mr. Gonzales, that the 'Hon.' in front

of your name is an abbreviation for 'Hon Boobkin'?"

'Policia' Spelled Sideways

Abdul Jabar Sabet puts his best face forward.

Che Guevara is alive and well and living in Venezuela.

On some days, it's harder to deny Schopenhauer's contention

that if the universe wasn't created to maximize human suffering,

it was certainly very poorly designed.

He would take the road less traveled by,

if he could figure out which one it is.

The Potty Parliament is now in session.

The View from the Business End of the Second Amendment

Rolling Stone Gathers No Mas

Art Critic Writes World's Shortest Review of the

World's Longest Painting: "Too long!"

Homo homini lupus.

"I don't recall if I've had a memory transplant. But if I

did, in my mind it probably didn't work."

Rocky the Flying Squirrel has had his pilot's license

revoked and has been permanently grounded after

pushing Bullwinkle over a cliff in the Grand Canyon.

Whilst taking a break from cross-country skiing

in the Grand Canyon, Fearguth sends you greetings

and best wishes.

Although the referee didn't intend to, he

had found Takefumi Sakata's weak spot.

Tim Wielandt Being Congratulated for Winning the

Mr. Switzerland Swimsuit Competition

Portugal's Prime Minister Jose Socrates is a master

of the two-handed yawn.

Multi-Yacking is an essential skill in today's

business world.