Shagadelic, 1967

Shagadelic, Forty Years Later

Factoid of the Hour #3

Did you know that if the 'Eye of God Nebula'

(AKA the Helix Nebula) were to blink this

very minute, it would take 650 years for anybody

on Earth to see it?

"If, as you say, Catherine the Great hasn't been

seen since 1796, wouldn't you agree you're a bit

tardy in filing a missing person report?"

All Hat, No Cattle

"No, no, George, I did not turn Lott's wife into a pillar

of salt. I turned her into Dickie Scrugg's sister-in-law."

Republican Representative Peter Hoekstra believes

Saddam Hussein had Weapons of Mass Destruction,

that we found them, and that ourintelligence agencies

are hiding these facts from us. He also believes Joe

Klein is a fine journalist.

Ronny Turiaf Gives Allen Iverson a Wet Willy, Draws Foul

"Look, Ma, NO hands!"

Rudy Giuliani's love nest was carpeted with shag,

i. e., a rug with a thick rough pile.

Tiny Condi

Mr. Hyde Is Dead at 83; Dr. Jekyll Says, "Free at Last!"

"Remember, men, your guns, which you are fondling right now,

are only effective at short range. For longer range targets, you

must use a rifle, like those you see behind me."

"OK, Mitt, here's my final offer: you can have the

nomination if I can have your hair."

If someone asks why you're not a Mormon,

just say two words: "Mitt Romney."

Camp Delta, Guantanamo: Where They Keep

Mitt Romney's Soul When He Isn't Using It

"Isn't it amazing, Carlos, how we get away with

blatant public displays of homoeroticism in the

name of sports?"

If you stare at Republican Representative Adam Putnam

for ten seconds, you will be permanently immunized

against the notion of Intelligent Design. Stare at him

longer than that and you run the risk of irreversible

brain damage.

Watch out! Abby Cadabby is about to put a spell on you!

Baghdad Suicide Car Bomber Kills Twelve, Wounds 30;

Driver Yells "Surge Is Working, Surge Is Working!"

Before Blowing Himself Up

Aerial View of Republican YouTube Debate

Richard Scruggs, Trent Lott's Brother-in-Law,

Indicted for Bribery; Zach Scruggs, His Son,

Indicted for Being Born into Such a Corrupt Family

On Wednesday, Richard Roberts said God told him he would "do

something supernatural for the university," if he stepped down

from the job he has held at Oral Roberts University since 1993.

So Richard resigned.

On Thursday, God kept His promise,and Richard was 'born again' again.

Cover Photo from Oliver Sacks' Latest Book,

The Woman Who Mistook Her Giraffe for a Hat

Spot the Nonconformist

Just as he dropped his ballot into the box,

the Undecided Voter yelped, "Egads! I've

changed my mind!"

"I'm passing you the baton, Ashfaq,

but I'm keeping the $10 billion

Brother Bush gave me."

Priscilla Painton, a Deputy Managing Editor at Time,

is responsible for giving the imprimatur to Joe Klein's

falsifications. Her boss is Richard Stengel, whose

specialty is the 'inculpable noncorrection'.

Things can get pretty rough in women's

Kama-Sutra Wrestling.

Iraqi Insurgent Auditions for Lead Role in

Attack of the Bride Monster

"Some people believe I'm Rick Stengel, Time's Managing

Editor, but some people don't. As a paragon of journalistic

objectivity, that's all I can say."

Would you buy a used car from somebody who looks

like Joe Klein? Beg pardon, but was that a 'No' or a

'Hell No!'?

"Here's how the system works, Alfredo. Some dumb broad wears

a ridiculous dress, we videotape her, a photographer catches

us in the act, and then Fearguth gets rich blogging about the

whole katzenjammer spectacle."

Bolivian President Inks Seven-Figure

Endorsement Contract with Quiznos®

"Hi, I'm Eva Mendes! Be sure to check out my

new movie, The Mouth That Roared."

Did you see the sign which popped up all over Louisiana

after the Razorbacks whipped the Tigers?

Flag Desecration #8

Sarko the Giant's Wedding Ring to Be Used

as France's First Bitchslapping Arena

Paris Gibson is remembered as the only man

in history to die from terminal dandruff.

The Human Stain

The Inhuman Steyn

Dennis Hastert has made his departure from Congress official

by resigning his seat as of 10:59 p. m., just in time for his

11:00 o'clock feeding.

Ledzilla Rocks Tokyo

World's Worst Jobs #66

Afghani Greenskeeper

Haka may be understood as a kind of symphony in which the

different parts of the body represent many instruments. Here

we see the All Blacks rugby team of New Zealand performing

'Yummy, Yummy, Yummy (I've Got Love in My Tummy)'.

"Check this out, Tawa! Tony the Tiger's got

his tail caught in another crack!"

Sign of the Times #1

Devil Sells His Soul to Dick Cheney

Peachy-Keen

Time Sued for Journalistic Malpractice;

Editor Denies Magazine Practices Journalism